Telling People

A retired guy was telling a group of young men how he handled senior executives during his years with the Company he worked for.

"It didn't matter a hoot if he was the CEO, the Chairman, or a Vice-President. I always told those guys exactly where to get off.

"Wow, you must have been something," the admiring young men remarked. "What was your job in the Company?"

"Elevator operator at the Company's Headquarters."