LowComDom Performances Presents
At A Restaurant
Pauly and Maury were in a restaurant and ordered fish. The waiter brought a dish with two fish, one larger than the other.
Maury said to Pauly, "Please help yourself."
Pauly said "Okay," and helped herself to the larger fish.
After a tense silence,Maury said, "Really, now, if you had offered me the first choice, I would have taken the smaller fish!"
Pauly said, "What are you complaining about? You *do* have have the smaller one, don't you?"