LowComDom Performances Presents
North Carolina Census Taker
A census taker in rural North Carolina went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages.
She said, 'Les' see now, there's the twins, Sally and Billy, they're thirty-two. And the twins, Seth & Beth, they're twenty-six. And the twins, Penny and Jenny, they're twenty-four.'
'Hold on!' said the census taker, 'Did you get twins EVERY time?'
The woman answered, 'Heck no, there were hundreds of times we didn't get nothin.'