The City Guy

Having grown up just outside New York City, this guy barely knew a cow from an ear of corn. Until, that is, he married a small town Ohio girl. While he was in seminary school, he had a temporary assignment at a church in a rural community. The day of his first sermon, he tried very hard to fit in.

With his wife sitting in the first pew, he began his discourse, "I never saw a cow until I met my wife."