Are You A Scrooge?

If your only contact with three spirits on Christmas Eve is gin, vodka and bourbon - you just might be a Scrooge.

If you turn on the lawn sprinklers on Christmas Eve to keep carolers away - you just might be a Scrooge.

If you buy all of your Christmas gifts at a store that also sells gas - you just might be a Scrooge.

If your favorite version of "Babes in Toyland" stars Michael Jackson - you just might be a Scrooge.

If you get your Christmas Tree at a rest stop at night - you just might be a Scrooge.

If your idea of Christmas dinner is a six pack of beer and a cheese log - you just might be a Scrooge.

If you think "Ho, Ho, Ho" is a line from a Rocky movie - you just might be a Scrooge.

If your only holiday decoration is a rotting pumpkin - you just might be a Scrooge.