LowComDom Performances Presents
You Are Not Taking Your Disability Seriously lf...
You have racing stripes on your wheelchair.
You use the battery on your electric wheelchair to power a refrigerator for your beer.
You hire out your wheelchair at the school fair for 50c a ride.
You use your artificial leg as a wine-cooler.
You fit monster truck tires to your wheelchair.
You install an air horn on your wheelchair.
Your walking frame has runner-beans growing up it.
You have an attachment on your chair especially to hang fluffy dice from.
You go in to shops and ask able-bodied people if they need any help.
You use the ceiling track hoist in your bathroom as a swing.
If you call AAA when your battery goes dead.
Seated from your wheelchair, you comment, "Thanks, I think they make me look taller" when people comment on your stylish high heels...
You tape chalk on the end of your white cane so that there are Z marks along the sidewalk.
You start a home business called "Rent a Crip" and have been to several large national amusement parks many times.
from Disaboom Weekly Update ~ Disaboom.com ... as seen in Crip Humor ~ By and For the Severely Euphemized [to subscribe send a blank post to ---> CripHumoremail@example.com ]