LowComDom Performances Presents
A wife was at her lawyer's, Mr Jones, getting advice about a divorce.
"He makes excessive sexual demands on me, Mr. Jones."
"How do you mean?"
"Well, Mr. Jones," says the wife, "this morning I was looking at the chickens, when he crept up behind me and had me from behind!"
"Chickens? Mrs. Smith, I didn't know you kept chickens in the house."
"We don't, we were at the supermarket!"