Too @*#^$+% Funny!

The old perfesser comes in the trailer laughing, and MrsPerfesser wants to know why.

"Oh, I heard a limerick over at the Piggly Wiggly today," said the old perfesser. "It's about the funniest dang thing I've ever heard."

MrsPerfesser says, "Well, I like a good laugh too. Let's hear it."

The old perfesser, taken aback, says, "Oh, I can't tell you the limerick, it's far too dirty. You don't like dirty words."

"It's okay," MrsPerfesser says. "Just replace all the dirtiest words with 'bleep' when you say it."

"Are you sure?" the old perfesser asks. "It's pretty dirty."

"As long as you replace the worst bits with 'bleep,' I can handle it," MrsPerfesser says.

"Okay," says the old perfesser, "here goes, Bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep, Bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep, Bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep, Bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep, Bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep fuck."

Tell me another Joke!

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