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Bill Clinton's letter to John Hinckley
For those of you who may not be aware of John Hinckley, here's a little history. John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan many years back. John was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster, and in his twisted mind, loved Jodie Foster to the point that to make himself known to her, he attempted to assassinate President Reagan.
The staff at the mental facility treating John Hinckley reports intercepting the following letter:
To: John Hinckley
From: Bill Clinton
Hillary and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery. In our country's new spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know there is a bilateral consensus of compassion and forgiveness abroad throughout the land.
Hillary and I want you to know that no grudge is borne against you for shooting President Reagan. We, above all, are aware of how the mental stress and pain could have driven you to such an act of desperation. Hillary and I are confident that you will soon make a complete recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and productive young man.
Bill & Hillary Clinton
PS: Barack Obama is screwing Jodie Foster.