Dear Diary

Dear Diary,

Sometimes I take my little grandnephew Dave to football practice and then to some of the matches where he plays midfielder.

Yesterday, after a training session, the coach took him aside and asked him, "Do you understand what co-operation is? What a team is?"

Dave nodded in the affirmative.

"Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?"

Dave nodded yes.

"So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an off-side is called, one shouldn't argue, curse, kick the referee, or call him a dick-head. Do you understand all that?"

Again, Dave nodded.

He continued, "And when I substitute with another boy, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach 'a dumb asshole', is it?"

Again, Dave nodded.

"Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your uncle Morris!!"

Tell me another Joke!

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