Definitions Of A Bachelor

One who avoids Bride-Eyed women.

One who believes in Life, Liberty and the Happiness of Pursuit.

One who believes in Wine, Women and So-Long.

One who can get into bed from either side.

One who can go fishing anytime, until he gets hooked.

One who can't be Spouse-Broken.

One who cheated some woman out of a divorce.

One who is not missing anything in life except a few buttons on his shirt.

One who knows how to hold a woman's hand so that she doesn't get a grip on him.

One who likes his Girl Friend just the way she is ... Single!

One who never makes the same mistake once.

One who never met a girl he couldn't live without.

One who when he opens the window in his apartment, more dust blows out than in.

One who would rather mend his socks than his ways.