LowComDom Performances Presents
You May Be A Redneck If...
You've bathed with flea and tick soap.
You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
You've been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You've ever gotten dog hair out of your belly button.
You've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table.
You've got more than one brother named "Darryl."
You've hit on somebody in a VD clinic.
You've used a toilet brush as a back scratcher.