LowComDom Performances Presents
The classic oldie:
Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says: "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends."
The Scottish version:
Angus McKenzie comes home and finds his wife in bed with his friend. He shoots his wife.
Later, at the pub, his friends ask him why he did that.
Angus: "I can budget one bullet, but I got a lot more friends than I want to buy bullets for!"