The Halloween Costume

A black couple had been invited to a costume party. The guy is busy, so he ask his wife to pick out costumes for them. So the next day, he comes home and finds a Superman costume on the bed.

"What the hell is this??" he asks his wife.

"It's your costume." She replies.

"Well...who the hell ever heard of a black Superman??? Get a real costume!"

So the next day he comes home and finds a Batman costume on the bed.

"What the hell is this??" he asks his wife.

"It's your costume." She replies.

"Well...who the hell ever heard of a black Batman??? Get a real costume!"

So the next day he comes home and finds a 2 x 4 on the bed.

"What the hell is this??" he asks his wife.

"It's your costume." She replies "what do you mean, my costume" he asks.

"Well, you take off all your clothes, shove the 2x4 up your ass and you can go as a fudgesickle"