At The Club....

A young woman was waiting tables at a country club when an elegantly dressed woman spilled Manhattan clam chowder all over her white linen skirt. She began furiously dabbing at it with a napkin. Having plenty of experience with getting out food stains, the waitress asked, "Can I bring you some club soda?"

"Young lady," the woman barked, "I'll be the judge of when I've had enough to drink. Bring me another martini!"