LowComDom Performances Presents
Sure-fire Pick-up Lines for Every Guy
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
I may not be the best looking guy inhere, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
My name is_______. Remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Oh, guess you don't you like pizza.
Could you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room.