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Whiskey, Wine, or Beer
A Texan, a Frenchman and a Canadian were out riding horses. The Texan pulled out an expensive bottle of whiskey, took a shot, then another, and suddenly threw the bottle in the air, pulled out his gun, and shot the bottle in mid-air.
The Canadian looked at him and asked, 'What are you doing?! That was a perfectly good bottle of whiskey!'
The Texan said, 'In Texas, there's plenty of whiskey, and bottles are cheap.'
A while later, the Frenchman, not wanting to be out done, pulled out a bottle of expensive wine, took a few sips, threw the bottle in the air, pulled out his gun and shot it.
The Canadian couldn't believe this and asked, 'What did you do that for? That was an expensive bottle of wine!'
The Frenchman said 'In France, there's plenty of wine and bottles are cheap.'
A while later the Canadian pulled out a bottle of Molson Canadian. He opened it, took a sip, then another, and then chugged the rest. He then put the bottle back in his saddlebag, pulled out his gun, turned around, and shot the Frenchman.
The Texan, shocked, asked 'Why did you do that?'
The Canadian answered, 'Well, in Canada, we have plenty of Frenchmen, but beer bottles are worth a dime.'