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Leonardo Da Vinci's "The Last Supper" is now viewable online in crystal clear, 16 billion pixels at haltadefinizione.com.
Among the tiny details heretofore unnoticed:
Everyone is wearing Birkenstocks
Thirty pieces of silver is actually 29 pieces and a crumpled gum wrapper
Stains on Peter's tunic show he ordered a medium loaves and fishes pizza with anchovies
Naked Mary Magdalene hiding in cake
Jesus has a tattoo that says "Born to Raise the Dead"
Logo on napkins says "Olive Garden"
Wine ordered was a mediocre vintage 23 cabernet.
Mark and Luke appear to be playing footsy under the table
Tip at bottom of bill reads: "Buy IBM"
- Bob Mills