Dear Diary

Dear Diary,

This morning someone called saying they were conducting a survey about Television, and I agreed to answer their questions.

At some point she asked, "Could you tell me what you think of sex on the television?"

Quite truthfully, I replied, " I prefer the older models. I think it has become extremely uncomfortable, especially when you got one of the newer models, that are much wider than deep."

She muttered "Pervert" and hung up.

What did I say?

Tell me another Joke!

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