LowComDom Performances Presents
I had an offer to give a lecture at a College in Denver and they offered to fly me out on business class. During the return flight we were given gourmet brownies and cookies. Not hungry, I decided to save them for my little nephews Pauly and Maury, so I placed them in a vomit bag. After the plane landed I got up to leave and a stewardess approached me.
She asked, "Sir, would you like me to dispose of that for you?"
I said, "No thanks, I'm saving it for my nephews. They love it!"
I wonder why she fainted.