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Maury went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, he said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven."
Maury said, "Last night my neighbor, who just loves my accent, came over while my wife was at the movies with her mother and made me make mad, passionate love to her seven times, each time in a different language."
The priest thought long and hard and then said, "Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice."
Maury asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?"
The priest said, "No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face."