The Chauffeur

A Catholic chauffeur was bragging to his friend how well the Jewish family who employed him treated him.

"You wouldn't believe it," he said. "I get tips galore, and they always buy me lunch or dinner when I drive. My salary is great, with benefits! I get off all holidays, including the Jewish ones, like Rosh Hashanah."

"That sounds pretty good," said the friend. "But what is Rosh Hashanah?"

"Oh, that's when they blow the shofar."

"Wow!" said the amazed friend. "Those are SOME benefits!"