LowComDom Performances Presents
Getting Old Sucks
A man was looking for a new caddy one day when his friend said, "I know a great caddy - he is 90 years old but he has eyes like a hawk."
"OK, then," said the man, "tell him I'm playing again in a week."
The week passed and they started to play. The golfer hit a perfect drive. He was so please with himself that he held his follow trough position for several moments.
Unwinding, he said to the caddy, "Did you see where it went?"
The caddy said, "I sure did."
"OK, then, where is it?"
The caddy replied, "I don't remember."