LowComDom Performances Presents
Pauly was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to Mrs. Pauly for weeks on end.
Finally she couldn't take it any longer, and told him, "Listen, it means nothing, they even have a Vice President of prunes at the grocery store!"
"Really?" he said. Not sure if this was true or not, Pauly decided to call the grocery store.
A clerk answers and Pauly says, "Can I please talk to the Vice President of prunes?"
The clerk replied, "Dried or canned?"