Mixed Drinks

Pauly was out of town on a "business trip" and spied a b-girl in the bar lounge of his hotel. Ever the suave one, Pauly sidles up to her and says in his absolutely perfect grammar, "Hi, gorgeous, how about it? Let's you and me go up my room for a whisky and sofa."

The gal smiles at his wit and replies, "Have you taken a good look at yourself in the mirror lately, shorty? If I went upstairs with you, it'd be only for a gin and platonic."

Tell me another Joke!

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