LowComDom Performances Presents
Yesterday, there was a book-signing at the local bookstore, so I went in, bought a copy of the book and asked the author to sign it.
"My wife likes your books," I remarked, "and I thought I'd give her this signed copy for a Christmas present."
"A surprise, eh?" hazarded the author.
"I'll say," I agreed. "She's expecting a Lexus."