Memories

Maury and Pauly were in the bar:

My best memory?

--Yes.

But why?

--Just because; just to pass the time.

From when?

--Whenever you want.

This year?

--If you want; doesn't matter.

A memory about a thing?

--Doesn't matter.

Recent?

--From any time you like.

In the bar here?

--In the bar's fine. Just a memory, if you please.

This summer?

--Summer's fine.

A memory that you're in?

--Not necessarily. Just a memory.

Well, when you were standing outside and that dog came up and pissed on your leg.

--[glare!!]

Another memory?

--NO!