Wanted

I recently found this great website that conducts cyber garage sales. You list your stuff you want to sell or buy in the subject line of an eMail, send it off and wait for a response.

Recently, I sent a note saying I was in the market for three particular items. In short order, I got three responses. However, nobody had any of the items I'd listed. But they all found what I'd written amusing.

"Wanted - envelopes, piano bench and one night stand."