Pregnancy

When the gynaecologist confirmed her suspicion that she was pregnant, Anni got a little scared.

"It'll be my first baby," she confessed with a blush, "and actually I don't know the first thing about how babies are delivered."

"Don't worry about a thing," reassured the doctor. "It's really not all that different from how the baby got started in the first place."

Startled, Anni exclaimed, "You mean, five tequila shooters and then a ride on Charlie's truck?