LowComDom Performances Presents
H A L L O W E E N I E
Mulder: "You gotta love this place, everyday is like Halloween."
BOOK TITLE: Halloween Activities - by Bob N. Forapples
Last Halloween I saw 22 Elvises. Do you think they were ALL pretending?
Halloween Movie Marathon: It's not over until the fat lady SCREAMS!!!!
Halloween is approaching. You can always tell when it's Halloween season in the mall. The stores are decorated for Christmas
You Might Be A Redneck If..... The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse
Your mom's so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Your dad is so ugly when he walks down the street in September, people say, 'Dangit, is it Halloween already?'