You know you're from West Virginia if...

You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

Last year you hid Easter eggs under cow pies.

You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

Jack Daniels makes your list of "Most Admired People."

You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

You think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are, "Gentlemen, start your engines!"

You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

You take a six-pack cooler to church.

One of your kids was born on a pool table.

You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

Tell me another Joke!

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