You know you're from West Virginia if...
You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
Last year you hid Easter eggs under cow pies.
You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
Jack Daniels makes your list of "Most Admired People."
You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
You think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are, "Gentlemen, start your engines!"
You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
You take a six-pack cooler to church.
One of your kids was born on a pool table.
You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
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