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Top 10 Reasons Why E'mail Is Like A Penis
10. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.
9. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior.
8. Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat but think it's not worth the fuss that those who have it make over it.
7. Many of those without it would like to have it. (E-mail envy)
6. It's more fun when it's up but this makes it hard to get any realwork done.
5. If you don't take proper precautions it can spread viruses.
4. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently.
3. We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrant.
2. If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you into a lot of trouble.
1. If you play with it too much you'll go blind.