Did I Miss Something?

I was out splitting and cutting firewood most of the morning Sunday, so I took the afternoon off, plunked myself down in front of the teevee, and spent all the ding-dong day watching football.... so much so, I fell asleep watching the late game and spent the whole night in my chair.

This morning, my wife woke me up: "Get up dear," she said, "it's 20 to 6."

Instantly alert, I jumped up and asked, "Who's ahead?!?"