Down South

A Big City Woman married herself a southern Hick and brought him to the big city for the first time. When they first arrived he got them a hotel room and as they were laying in bed she looked over in the corner and saw a discarded condom.

"Oh yuck!!" she proclaimed as she pointed it out to her new husband.

As he craned his neck to see what it was he looked at her and asked "What is it?"

"Why, it's a disgusting Used Sheepskin Condom!" She replied. "Don't they use them down in the South?"

"Yeah," he said "but we don't skin 'em first!"