LowComDom Performances Presents
One night there is an Englishman who is walking home from a pub in Belfast. All of the sudden, someone sneaks up behind him and puts a knife to his throat.
"What religion are you?" comes a voice.
The Englishman doesn't know what to say. If he says he's Catholic it may be a someone from the Unionist side who's threatening him. If he says he's Protestant it may be someone from the IRA.
After a pause he says, "I'm Jewish."
The guy with the knife thinks for a while and then says "I must be the luckiest Palestinian in all Ireland."