LowComDom Performances Presents
I know a few guys who always get together on Fridays after work.
One Friday, Dave showed up particularly late, sat down at the bar, and kicked back his entire first beer in one gulp.
Then he turned and said, "Times they are getting tough. I mean, just today, my wife told me that she's going to cut me back to only two times a week! I can't believe it."
At which point Bob put his hand on Dave's shoulder and said reassuringly, "You think you've got it bad, she's cut me out all together."