The Pig

A man was on a walking holiday in a foreign country. He became thirsty and so he decided to ask at a stranger's home for something to drink.

The lady of the house invited him in and served him a bowl of soup by the fire. There was a wee pig running around the kitchen and running up to the visitor and giving him a great deal of attention.

The visitor commented that he had never seen a pig this friendly.

The housewife replied, "Ummm, he's not that friendly. That's his bowl you're using"