Saving the World

Bono is at a U2 concert in Halifax, Nova Scotia, when he asks the audience for some quiet. Then, in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands.

He says into the microphone, in a deep solemn voice, "Just for a moment, think outside yourself...Outside this arena. Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

A loud Newfie voice from near the front pierces the moment... "Well, Lard tunderin Jasus, ya stupid arse, stop yer fockin' clappin', den!"

Tell me another Joke!

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