Satan?

The poor Beartown Pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with a $225.00 receipt for a new dress she had just purchased. "What made you do this?" he exclaimed.

"I don't know," she wailed, "I was standing in the store looking at the dress. Then I found myself trying it on. It was like the Devil was whispering to me, 'Wow, you look great in that dress. You should buy it!'"

"Well," the Pastor persisted, "You know how to deal with him! Just tell him, 'Get behind me, Satan!'"

"I did," replied the wife, "But then he said 'It looks great from back here, too!'"