LowComDom Performances Presents
A frog went into the local bank and hopped up into a chair at the desk of Patty Black, the new loan officer.
"Well, Mr. Frog, what can I do for you?"
The frog answered, " I'm here to apply for a loan."
Miss Black knew that the frog was not eligible for a loan but decided to humor him anyway. "Very well, let's fill out the papers. Your name?"
"Mr. Frog, in order to obtain a loan, you must have collateral."
The frog reached into his vest pocket and took out a tiny cup and a tiny saucer. "Here you are. Take these to your supervisor, and I'm sure he will OK the loan."
Miss Black went into her supervisor's office and said, "there's a frog at my desk asking for a loan, and he handed me this for collateral. What is it anyway?"
The supervisor said, "It's a knick-knack, Patty Black, give the frog a loan."