LowComDom Performances Presents
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says,
"Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce."
"Because," the man says, "I live in a two-story house."
The Judge replies, "What kind of a reason is that? What is the big deal about a two-story house?"
The man answers, "Well Judge, one story is... 'I have a headache' and the other story is 'It's that time of the month.'"