LowComDom Performances Presents
Waiting at the Gate
St Peter becomes aware of a man standing outside the Gates of Heaven, pacing up and down.
"Excuse me, can I help you?" he asks.
"No, it's all right. It won't be long."
And he distractedly looks at his watch, shrugs and paces on. St. Peter gives it another 5 minutes and asks again.
The man stops and says, "Look, you know I'm dead. I know I'm dead. Will someone please tell the cardiac arrest team?"