It's Fun to Stay at the YMCA!

Late one evening a drunk staggered into the YMCA and asked to be put up for the night. The arrangements were made and he staggered to his room where he found another fellow sitting on the lower bunk.

"Where in the hell is the john?" the intoxicated gent asked his room mate.

The roomie obligingly said, "Go out the door turn left and its the first door on the right. Be careful though, he admonished, there are three stairs steps down into the room."

The drunk exited the room, turned right and entered the first door on the the left, an open elevator door, sans elevator. He plummeted down the two flights to the base of the shaft, landing with a thump.

Rising to his feet the drunk spat and said, "To hell with those other two stairs, I'm pissin' right here!"