Ole and Lena

When Ole and Lena first started dating, they went one evening to a nice restaurant on the outskirts of Minneapolis. After they were seated and waiting for a waitress, Ole asked Lena if she wanted a cocktail.

Lena replied, saying "Oh no, Ole. What would I tell my Sunday School class?"

After dinner, Ole asked Lena if she would like a cigarette.

She replied, "Oh no, Ole. What would I tell my Sunday School class?"

On the way home, they were approaching a motel and Ole asked, "Lena, it's early. Would you like to stop in here for a short while?"

Lena said that she would and Ole asked her, "What will you tell your Sunday School class?"

She responded saying that she would tell them what she had always told them.

"You don't have to drink and smoke to have a good time!"

Tell me another Joke!

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