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Guess The HMO!

This morning, I called my doctor's office for an appointment.

"I'm sorry," said the receptionist, "we can't fit you in for at least two weeks."

"But I could be dead by then!" I retorted

"No problem," she said. "If your wife lets us know, we'll cancel the appointment."

Tell me another Joke!

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