What's in a Name?
There was a girl named Alice who lived in New Jersey. She loved it so much that she named parts of her body after places in the Garden State. One night she confided this to her boyfriend as he was beginning to feel up her right tit.
"I bet you call this Mount Pleasant," he said and she smiled in assent.
Working his hand down her ass he asked, "and this?"
"I call that Freehole." said Alice.
Getting hot and heavy, he maneuvered his hand around to the front. "I bet you will call this Cherry Hill," he said triumphantly.
"Oh no," Alice called out, "that's Eatontown."