Knickers!

"This week, the State Board of Education in Kansas is continuing its hearings on how evolution should be taught in public schools...In other news, besides the evolution debate in Kansas, eight players from the Chicago White Sox were accused of throwing the World Series, flappers everywhere are getting their knickers off by sitting on flagpoles, and the stock market crashed. And that's this week's installment of 'Things I Thought Already Happened in the 1920s.'"

--Dennis Miller