Good News Bad News

A machine operator comes home from the factory and tells his wife, "Honey, I've got some good news and some bad news. First, the good news, I got $25,000.00 severance pay!"

His wife said, "$25,000.00 in severance pay? That's great! Now, what's the bad news?"

He said, "Wait till you hear what was severed!"

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