The C.E.O.'s Reprimand
A corporate C.E.O was reprimanding one of his Vice Presidents about the language this V.P had used to announce to the corporation staff the hospitalization of another one of the V.P.s.
The C.E O. said, "James, I am pleased that you communicated to the staff John's hospitalization but I am not at all pleased with the language you used to make this announcement. You wrote that John was hospitalized with Acute Angina. Surely, you are aware that only women have Anginas and, that no man has ever had one. Even if some man had one, it wouldn't be cute!"