LowComDom Performances Presents
Making It Fresh
A lady walks into this diner, sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a hamburger. The huge woman behind the counter bellows, "One burger!"
Ed the cook, who's even bigger and more disgusting,, screams, "Bur-ger!" whereupon he grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs it in his bare armpit, pumps his arm a few times to squeeze it flat, and then tosses it on the grill.
The lady says, "That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen."
The waitress replies, "Oh yeah? That's nothing. You should be here in the morning when he makes the doughnuts."